Friday, 26 July 2019

Breaking News ! Ekiti arrests Prof Olaitan and Kawonise
Ekiti State   arrested   Professor Wale Are Olaitan, Former VC OOUA and Dr Sina Kawonise , Ogun  State ex Information Commissioner and Fresh Party Guber candidate
Two distinguished  citizens of Ogun state  ,Professor Wale Are Olaitan,Former Vice Chancellor, Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye, Ogun State  and Dr Sina Kawonise,  Former Ogun State Commissioner for Information and Gubernatorial Candidate of Fresh Party,  have revealed to newsmen how Ekiti State got them arrested and  subjected them to four hours of wonderful  cultural exposition of the values and culture of Ekiti State
 The two egg heads disclosed that they were in Ekiti  State to pay a private visit to ,the Vice Chancellor, Federal University Oye Ekiti ,Professor Soremekun,  but were lured out of the VC Lodge by the testimonies of the good works being done Dr Kayode Fayemi and his strides of turning Ekiti to a global cultural hub where pristine value of his people are enhanced for posterity
  They revealed  that upon having information  of their presence in Ekiti State, the Director General Ekiti State Council for Arts and Culture  ,Ambassador Wale Ojo Lanre and his men laid seige on the premises,  took permission from their host then   put under cultural expository arrest  of Ekiti State
The men disclosed that  within minutes of being spirited out of the VC Lodge,  Ojo Lanre and his men subjected them to a serious baptism of pounded yam at a place called Iyan Unlimited  where the moulds of pounded yam were served inside leaves,  an iyan colony located opposite one attractive Pavilion  which  we learnt was   planted by Governor Fayemi during his first term but abandoned by his predecessor but now being beautifully put in place .
According  to the duo, they also saw the new dual carriageway road being constructed  by Governor Fayemi which they were told would link Iyin Ekiti and save time and prevent motorists coming to Ado from the harrowing experience  of the present Ado-Iyin road which is of dangerous sharp bends and scary  curves
Are Olaitan and Kawonise also revealed that after being beaten silly with lovely pounded yam at iyan Unlimited,  the wicked Ojo - Lanre stampeded them and drove them through Ado  Ekiti pointing out to them the infrastructural values being added to the landscape of Ekiti State by Governor Fayemi.
They disclosed that as if those things were not enough  ,Ojo  Lanre took  them to Iworoko Ekiti where they were forced to visit one of the most wonderful, exciting and beautiful  Amusement Park Resort in Nigeria called Motif Finland, where they were also lured to watch 5D cinema.
They said they could never imagined that such a First Class Resort with classy swimming pool and exotic facilities that are  not even available in other so called city  states is in Ekiti
The duo said after this horribly exciting experience at Motif Funland, the Cultural agent of Ekiti State, Ojo Lanre dragged them mercilessly into a coven, a bush,where they were forced to eat one of the most spicy,  tasteful and tasty fish head pepper soup , the biggest fish head they ever seen inside a plate
They disclosed that they would be forever be grateful to Governor Kayode Fayemi  for enabling his agents to arrest them and subjected them to an evergreen experience of cultural rejuvenation and value restoration
They said though they could not have enough time to meet Governor Fayemi but promised to tell the world their wonderful  four hours cultural arrest of their persons in Ekiti  State
......powered by Ekiti  State Council for Arts and culture

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