So...this guy's opening a fellatio cafe in London
(Picture: BumPix)
First we had a cat cafe, then a bunny cafe and now an entrepreneur is planning to open…a blow job cafe. Yes you read that correctly.
Bumpix, a social networking site for escorts, is already planning to open a branch in Geneva this December, and is now hoping to open a ‘fellatio cafe’ in Praed Street, Paddington.
According to Bumpix employee Bradley Charvert, it’ll be able to cater for up to 100 men (it’s ~exclusively~ for male clientele) who can sit and have a coffee. And be pleasured by an escort.
Bradley, who’s been working in the erotic business for 10 years, says that the idea came from a journey in Pattaya where the concept already exists.
‘We decided to launch it in Geneva, then our partner Bumpix contacted us, asking us to launch this in the UK – using his social network of UK escorts in order to promote the concept,’ Bradley tells Metro.co.uk.
He says that Paddington ‘seems to be the perfect place’ for such a business but, as they haven’t secured the premises yet, they’re not against looking at other sites around London.
So, how exactly is this going to work?
Thanks to Bumpix’s extensive networks, Bradley says, ‘we’ve already got a lot of girls who want to work on this new project.’
But, he says that he cannot say legally whether they will be self-employed or not. Currently, the law says that while prostitution isn’t illegal, pimping and running a brothel is.
There’ll be two types of girl working at the cafe – ‘sexy waitresses’ who serve coffee, and ‘hostesses’ who will ‘offer the blow jobs’.
(Picture: Bumpix)
(Picture: Bumpix)
As you might have guessed, the biggest problem right now is the legality of the project.
‘UK laws are different to those in Switzerland where the first fellatio cafe will open,’ says Bradley.
‘We’ll let our lawyer do his job to make it possible. But be sure of one thing, we will launch this project only if everything is perfectly legal.’
The menu will largely be comprised of coffees, teas, and other ‘sweets’, with prices beginning at £50 and rising to £70 – depending on how long the BJ lasts.
And as you can imagine, they’ve been getting quite a lot of reactions to the news.
‘A lot of people have been saying ‘good idea…but will there be a Pokestop near it?’ or ‘Amazing! A new way to solve the Brexit issue!’, Bradley says.
But as you can probably imagine, a blow job cafe catering exclusively for men hasn’t gone down well in some quarters.
‘We’ve got a strong reaction from feminists who think it’s disgusting and so on… but we can understand that opinion.
‘It’s a controversial project, so it’s OK to deal with these kinds of problems. But if feminist groups are worried, we will offer something delicious for them too.’
So, that should put your mind at rest.